TL;DR,BSWD: Oct 21, from 2PM to 7PM, at The Cottage and/or A Nearby Park, we will make merry in celebration of an initial solar circumnavigation!
I was like, “no, we aren’t doing anything, Clover won’t even notice.” And someone was all like, “but it isn’t for em, it is for us!” And that made sense.
So we are having a Solar Celebration Picnic and/or Tea Party (if the weather sucks, we will just hang out at the cottage). We will bring some food, and you should too (and drinks, adult or otherwise). If you don’t know where The Cottage is, contact me.
Also, RVSP by leaving a comment, so I know you are coming, and so other people know they won’t be the only one showing up at a very awkward gathering.
As for gifts, we really don’t need anything. Susan and I are so picky, it doesn’t even make sense to get Clover anything, because we are obviously going to judge your sense of style, and may even do so in front of you! Read the next part if you really want to help.
Okay, dear comrades, you may be wondering how you can redistribute your wealth, and we have the perfect funnel for your socialist tendencies! For great glory and diapers, please refer to the Diapers.com Giftcard page. Our Central Committee’s Fund for the Covering of Babby Butt (Центральный комитет фонда на покрытие Детские Butt) is always running low, and that is the best way to support Mother, um, Susan. Also, send it to firstname.lastname@example.org, since I am not allowed to handle gift cards…