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| + | This sortie will involve the relocation of one of our Berkeley facilities, as well an advanced training exercise in Planar Transversal and Deployment Tactics. Afterwards there will be a general relief period in which all stationed units are expected to imbibe the appropriate amount of nutrients in beverage form to restore strength and constitution before returning to their home bases. | ||
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| + | ===== Relocation ===== | ||
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| + | For this stage of the operation Team Furries of Fury will organize our mechanized units with vehicles from the U.N. (U-haul Nationale). By no later than Saturday midday, Team Awesome will arrive at the rendezvous point for material extraction. | ||
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| + | Once the cargo is stowed, Team Awesome will escort the caravan to the pickup point at the Ashby Station. As a fallback, Team FoF will inform Team Awesome of safe houses in the area where cargo may be abandoned in the case civilians are present at the station. | ||
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| + | ===== Planar Transversal and Deployment Tactics ===== | ||
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| + | All surviving units are to report to the [[C9th]] testing facility after relocation. The Planar Transversal and Deployment Tactics training will consist of psychological evaluation in the following areas: | ||
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| + | * Resource management | ||
| + | * Field Mathematics | ||
| + | * Unit Morale | ||
| + | * Procedure Comprehension | ||
| + | * Hostile Negotiation | ||
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| + | Equipment will be assigned ahead of time. All units are to contact their CO to confirm standard payload. Unless otherwise stated, every unit will receive: | ||
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| + | * One "Champion" series Deck. | ||
| + | * One "Betrayer" booster package. | ||
| + | * One "Savior" booster package. | ||
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| + | All personnel are expected to bring protective gear for all equipment. Failure to do so will result in reprimand and/or castration. | ||
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| + | ===== Imbibing of the Beverages ===== | ||
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| + | After training exercises have been finished units are encouraged to convene in the living areas of C9th to imbibe in beverages specifically formulated to help with muscle relaxation. Additionally, training videos will be made available on topics ranging from Zombie Contingency to IRC Bot Culture and Communication. | ||
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| + | ===== Fooling the dumb unwashed masses ===== | ||
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| + | Unfortunately the very minds that we are trying to deceive and conquer are the very same minds that are attached to a system in place that will call the local police officers if they had any idea what we were doing. Fortunately our [[GNBT]] division has devised an entire profile for this operation so that units encountering civilians will be able to offer up explanations for our reckless and no doubt awesome behavior. | ||
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| + | The operation is to summed as such: | ||
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| + | **A "group of friends" are "helping" some other "friends" "move" into their "new" "house". Afterwards these "friends" will go to "a" house and "play" Magic: "The" Gathering. The game is a standard Sealed Deck Limited event, using the Kamigawa block. "People" wanting to play "should" contact "maiki". "Every"one is "welcome" "to" "hang""-""out" "while" "the" "game" "is" "going" "on""."** | ||
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| + | **Later, there will be drinks and movies.** | ||
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| + | Please note that GNBT has made an official recommendation to use "air quotes" is all the designated places above. All units are encouraged to use discretion when interacting with civilians. | ||
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| + | ===== Team Furries of Fury ===== | ||
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| + | This crack team of counter-intelligence specialists are currently posing as lost and befuddled foreigners, fresh to Berkeley and supposedly America. Psychological evaluation has shown that a willingness to not sleep and/or work has a profound affect on the native populations. In this way the team works together to maximum effect. | ||
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| + | * Agent [[Muskrit]] | ||
| + | * Agent [[Neko]] | ||
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| + | ===== Team Awesome ===== | ||
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| + | Not much is known about this team, since it is difficult to visually perceive its members. This is primarily due to their Awesomeness spilling over into the visual light spectrum, both literally and figuratively. While not a true team in the persistent sense, they are based out of the C9th Testing Facility, which is known for its cloning techniques. | ||
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| + | * Agent [[Magnolia]] | ||
| + | * Agent [[Patience]] | ||
| + | * Agent [[Brainpan]] | ||
| + | * Agent [[maiki]] | ||
| + | * Agent [[Zone]] | ||
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| + | ===== Unaffiliated/Rouge Agents ===== | ||
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| + | These agents do not report to a team commander. As such they are called in on special missions, and sometimes have multiple code names, some of which they themselves do not know. For this operation the following agents are expected to show up: | ||
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| + | * [[Tron]] (aka [[Timotheus]], [[Harpoon]], [just] [[Poon]], [[BOOKS]]) | ||
| + | * [[blue.otterpop]] (aka Son of [[Perrin's Mom]]) | ||
| + | * [[Wet Nurse]] (aka [[Lady Merrifield]]) | ||