
I am borrowing Justin’s ‘puter to play LOTRO again. Mines of Moria comes out soon. Yeah.
Where am I getting the time to play? Excellent question! I will tell you later…

I am borrowing Justin’s ‘puter to play LOTRO again. Mines of Moria comes out soon. Yeah.
Where am I getting the time to play? Excellent question! I will tell you later…
“What are you going to do?”
“Oh, you know, standard heroics. When they least expect it I am going to swing down, smash through a window, save the guy, and dramatically escape into the night!” He smiled, his teeth glowing blue in the light of the kerosene torch.
“Do you know which train they are in?” Maverick peered over the edge, turning up the magnification on his goggles. There were dim lights moving far below them. He could tell that the men in black were moving in pairs, having already mapped out their patrol paths. Trained security forces.
“Nah! I figure I will figure it out when I get to a lower platform. I mean, jumping from here would be silly!” Cart laughed at his own joke. There were half a kilometer above the target. Despite the risk he was going to take, Cart knew better than to jump from this height.
In addition to the sheer force of the fall, there would be other obstacles in the way. Various beams and cables connected the towering cranes to each other and to the wall of the transport yard. If light were ever to illuminate this world under the city, most would fall back from dizziness due to the disturbing proportions of the webbed canopy. Well, most from the upper levels. In the Downs everyone had at least an idea of their world, as dark and unnatural as it was. Cultural muscle memory.
“You figure. Of course you figure,” Maverick shook his shaggy mop of hair and neoprene extensions, careful not to add fuel to the torch. “What is it that you figure will happen down there, boy? What is that kid to you, what do you own ‘im?”
Cart sat back against his duffel bag of climbing gear, stretching his arm out behind him and cupping the back of his head. He closed his eyes for a long moment before answering.
“It ain’t right.”
“That is what I am tellin’ you, boy! This is a fool’s rush. You will just get yerself kill…”
“No, not that. What they did to him. That ain’t right. If it were any of us down there, well, it wouldn’t have even gotten this far, ne? We woulda done all we could to protect us. Downs people, we stick together like that.”
“You damn right we do,” Maverick spit, which he hoped Cart took to mean he was serious. “Downs’ take care of our own. That is why we let suits come in, but they know they gotta leave soon.”
“Right! So I am just gonna make sure they do that, minus the kid. Aside, it ain’t right, fear. That’s what you teach the kids around here, ne? And that kid is feared. The Black Suits gonna leave alright. I am gonna make them.”
Cart stood up, grabbed his gear, and jumped head first from the platform. Mid-fall he tucked his body in, wrapping it around the duffel bag. He was up and running down another platform before the bungee net had even settled. Maverick put out the torch and counted to himself in the dark. When he figured Cart was halfway to his launch point he stepped back four steps and turned to the left. Three paces and he hit a softly glowing blue button hanging in the air. The silent elevator ascended into the darkness.
His hand brushed against the bars of gate that surrounded some important looking building. Brushing his hand against his slacks stopped him in his tracks. Looking down he saw a swath of soot across him pocket, a black smear on the beige material. Breaking into laughter, he doubled back and looked closely at the bars. They were filthy.
Well, this is great. First day and I walk in looking like I was working on a car or something. Breath.
Despite it all, he kept grinning. These kinds of things were not worth worrying about, though it did irritate him to no end. He hadn’t worn these pants for four days, wanting to really make an impression today. No time for laundry had dictated the same pair of shorts for the last week. At least he got to wear something clean, external appearances aside.
Looking at his fingers he realized he still had some soot—or whatever it was—on his hands. Unable to find another object to wipe his hands on, he resolved to make the most out of the smear, and proceeded to soften the edges, forming a longer and uniform rectangle. At least it would look stylish.
Out came his mobile, checking his location. Destination was nearby. No new texts, and nothing of note on the feeds. Time to get to business.
He stopped, eyes closed and a deep breath. One last time to feel nervous before starting his first day. He barely caught himself as the hurrying mass crashed into him, a metal rod beating against his lower back.
His vision focused on three things, alternating, unable to decide which was most important.
There was the score of various tennis shoes and socks forming a wall around him.
Closer to his face, blurring out the argyle lattice, was a smashed piece of orange and blue faux metal, its digital insides spilling out like the intestine of a phone that had just committed ritual suicide. Damn.
Then there was the feature of the moment, which was, fortunately or unfortunately, the last thing he noticed before his brain processed the cost of the junk pile in front of his face, the lack of oxygen that his body was about to react to, and the fact that whatever hit him was still on top of him.
Blue. Cotton. Panties.
His first day was turning out… even.
I am fan of Jabber, or maybe XMPP, which as far as I can tell is the same thing. From that you should take this not as a message of technical evangelism, rather, a proposal/question.
How do I get you to use Jabber?
E-mail is dead. Or it might as well be. I am not saying it doesn’t have its uses. I just don’t like it. The thing is, the transition to having an IM client open all the time, as opposed to e-mail, is tough for lots of folks. I understand that. I guess. Okay, never mind, that is just weak sauce.
Modern machines can easily handle an e-mail client and an IM client. Not a problem. So what is it? Change? Something new to learn? Anti-social tendencies?
Regardless of your excuse, this is where we are going, the cool kids on the web. Get yourself a non-proprietary IM account. Leave a comment and I will give you one. Or go to jabber.org. Or hell, get a Gmail account even. I am not sure if this is going to last, but it sure the hell is beating e-mail into submission, for those of us smart enough to catch on.
And in case anyone is wondering, my ID is maiki@im.interi.org.
Everyone is doing it. For the greater good!
Originally posted at http://bikesiliconvalley.org/content/445. Go there to comment. ^_^
Before we get into it, here is the video (embedded below), and here is the videographer’s weblog set up around this event:
http://caltrain-arrest.blogspot.com/
It is a little over 7:00 minutes. I’ll wait.
Okay, did ya get all that? Groovy.
It is pretty obvious what happened: Caltrain conductor makes a call as to the bicycle capacity, passenger disagrees, conductor calls cops (and sheriff?), and iPhone-wielding witness shares with the rest of us.
When I first heard about this at the Peninsula Committee meeting last week I was pretty shocked. I had to quickly reign in my opinion, though, because of course I needed to examine what the deal was with the video. Nothing too shocking, actually. The police were, um, immature about the video being taken, I think. That the officer took the time to speak with the passenger on the train for a few moments, but was adversarial with video person, well, good game officer.
From reading around and digesting some of what people are talking about, here is what I think:
I would like to know how much of the situation was explained to Scott prior to the recording. Scott is not the authority in this scene, and yet every person he talks to refuses to explain to him the decision. This is not conflict resolution, it is forced obedience.
Caltrain, and seemingly the officers involved, would benefit from studying community policing standards, because that is what this is, a community of riders. Folks don’t ride the Caltrain for the train experience, they ride it because it reaches to where they need to go. It is an integral part of the way of life for Silicon Valley and the Bay Area. This community should be treated with dignity and respect, not like a child who is misbehaving.
I am signed up for the Free Culture Conference 2008, coming up next weekend. Lessig speaking solidified it for me. His new book, Remix, is coming out soon, and he promised something cool coming out of Creative Commons that week! And the best part? It’s in Berkeley! I won’t have to get up super early.
Anyone else going?
One of my favorite articles about web design isn’t really about web design. Entitled Flywheels, Kinetic Energy, and Friction, is about creating a frictionless interaction for folks visiting your site, in this case applying to getting through a transaction, though it can be applied to nearly any process.
Less steps is a mantra of mine when I develop a navigation tree. I cringe when a site needs more than six links, but I stick to my guns and keep in mind that site visitors won’t want to memorize all the URIs on the site. When one looks at it like that, I think it is pretty easy to make a simple and intuitive navigation system.
This post isn’t really about good practices as much as it is about me making fun of my friends. A few weeks ago I was chatting with Brian about blogging platforms and noticed that his links were funky. He had pages that existed to link to another page. An extra step, a whole page taking the role of a link in the menu. I pestered him about it for a few minutes, but it didn’t really bother me, so I let him off the hook with a promise to bug him about it at a later date…
So, I was reading Tim’s blog and noticed a link I had paid attention to before. On his nav bar there is the following link: My Gallery. My sensibilities were once again offended when I clicked through and found—not a gallery—a non-sensical blurb and the actual link to the gallery.
You think you know a person…
So instead of just bitching about it, I am going to offer my help, as well as my completely unsolicited opinion/advice. I am going to connect with folks, get them updated, re-structured, and good, um, practicing.
If you make it to my blogroll you are fair game! I am coming for you and your site! I am chewing gum and checking off my sensible navigation and semantic web checklist!
And I am all out of gum.
sweetafton23 wrote an interesting post on this subject, and my reply grew into something of field guide. Enjoy.
Zombies are driven by instinct. That instinct is not natural, rather it is crafter by the force that imposed the malignity on the victim, either a plague or some spell. Simple enough. While it is popularly thought that zombies strive after brains, that is again an object crafted by the imposing force. Some of the lesser creative agencies (Arcanum, Nazis, US Marine Scientists) think that breaking through a human skull and extracting the brains is the fastest way to disable a populace. Have they never heard of drunken boxing? Or flame-throwers? Seriously, turn the knob and go!
Mummies, on the other hand, are an entirely different class of undead creature. Whereas a zombie is undead only by virtue of its recently still-reproducing cellular matter, a mummy is an intentionally earth-bound spirit attached to an object in the physical world. A mummy is not only a wrapped body. It is the apparatus that binds the conscious to this world. It is not out of the question to propose that a mummy could be a wrapped body, the treasure around it, and the tomb itself!
Whereas zombies are cheap units bound to an agenda, mummies are created on a case by case basis. The point is to ensure that the spirit of the deceased stays that way, as in it should not reincarnate and return in a recreated vessel. The Egyptians believed that our bodies are made of the same matter in each life, that our corpses would return to dust, collect in our mother’s womb, and contain our soul again. So, prolong the dust-ing, keep the spirit in spirit-land.
Some mummies do this because they are retarded, likely inbred royalty, and think that being a spirit outside the linear time frame of the physical world is where it’s at. That is just silly. One can not learn and enrich one’s soul in that manner, and therefore they are the equivalent of spiritual stupid-heads. Sad lot.
The other mummies, and the ones that we, as mortals, should be concerned about, are the mummies that did not volunteer for the procedure. They did something, or could do something, really bad. Folks took precautions, and need those mummies to stay in limbo for as long as possible. Of course they aren’t counting on Americans completely disregarding the dangers of the Old World and setting up shop in some ancient tomb.
It should be noted that these mummies, the bad mofos, are often times capable of creating zombies. Sometimes they seem like lesser mummies, but they are really just the mummies will controlling the body of their dead servants who were lucky enough to be buried alive with them. Fortunately, these wrapped zombies are very weak, since their bodies’ structures are nearing that of dust anyway. Very susceptible to fire.
I will end with one bit of advice that is sure to keep the mummies at bay, though you may need to incapacitate them first. Since the point is to keep them from turning to dust so they reincarnate, and possibly into something worst, then there is a sure fire way to keep them from doing so. Enter LifeGem.
The LifeGem® is a certified, high-quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life.
Mummies lead unique lives. And the cool thing is, one body can produce up to one hundred gems! A few in the ocean, a few sent into space, maybe one on your trophy jewelry case. That is how to ensure dude stays un-reincarnated!
I hope this is useful information for those of you who go make enemies of, or live near, undead, evil sorcerers, or just mean folk. If you have any additional questions feel free to ask in the comments. We can make this a support post for anyone in the dire situation of having to deal with things that go moan in the night.
I am not a person who normally sees perversion in everyday things, but I do on occasion have a dirty mind. Here are some snippets of text that Nintendo just sent me in an e-mail announcement for the new Kirby Super Star Ultra game.
What’s super, tuff, and pink all over?
One wrong move and you’ll see our beloved Kirby become one super tuff pink puff!
…animated cut scenes add to the beauty of gulping down everything in your path and spitting it back out.
It must be my exposure to those perverted fandom writers, twisting my innocent e-mails into erotic haiku. Or something.